What a night......

Just so you all know I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!!! Tonight I had just taken a shower and I went downstairs to turn off the TV and the lights when I saw it......A HUMONGOUS SPIDER on the kitchen floor. I grabbed the phone and called Spencer, He said that he just saw a HUGE Spider and I said OH that's funny I am LOOKING at a huge spider right now!!!!!! I was NOT looking forward to killing it....Again Terrified of spiders, I am beginning to think I am more terrified than Spencer is!!!!!!! He told me to grab a shoe......No thank you that would make the spider way to close to my body than I am comfortable with, so plan B throw a big heavy book on it. I was OK with this plan and after a few minutes of convincing myself I could do it.......I threw the book and SQUASHED the Ginormous Spider.....The picture does not do it justice!!!! I squished it SO good, the body on that thing was twice as large when it was alive!!!!!!! I then had to pick the thing up to throw it away......again not looking forward to getting that close, even when i thew it was dead. But I managed to get it off the floor and into the nearest toilet.....Flushing twice to make sure that thing was gone for good. Goodbye Spider I will have nightmares tonight because of you :O